gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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  • How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.

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Holding a baby + tripping = every nanny’s worst nightmare

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I’m shy person. When you first meet me, our conversation is going to be awkward because I would have absolutely nothing to say to you. It’s even worse when I find you attractive. But if you give me time, I’ll probably get comfortable around you. And then I’ll start talking too much that I’ll annoy you.

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theworldofahappyhuman: sin título by Christina Penland on Flickr.
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eridanampora:

sticks and stones may break my bones but words are even worse holy shit please dont say mean things to me

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